Australian government responds to growing criticism by deploying new tanks to seize rats from lesser countries – The Betoota Advocate
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In an effort to curb his reputation for being less proactive, more reactive, Scott Morrison decided to launch an entire siege of lesser countries to loot the RATs, should his extremely urgent and unplanned $62 million order take too long. to deliver.
The brilliant idea, which came about after a war movie-themed slumber party with Dutton, prompted Scott to suggest using the tanks for a test ride, after a Sherman vs Tiger scene took place. biting their fingernails had them on the edge of their seats.
As they both laughed and paused the movie to continue in the living room making gun sounds, a delirious Dutton agreed there was another way to use the artillery pending the invasion of China – stage a mini invasion of their own.
Clearing shavings of salt and vinegar from the table to make way for a plan, Scott had used the back of a letter to draft a map of Australia, which he quickly balled up after successfully labeling it with precision Tasmania.
Agreeing that New Zealand and Papua New Guinea were the main contenders, given that they were the only countries Scott could think of off the top of his head, the two agreed that taking the tanks on a little frenzy of seat was a much better idea than parking a tank. in front of Australian landmarks – what Dutton learned was good defensive strategy, after playing Age of Empires 2.
Stopping to assess how the hell they would even transport the vehicles over water, Dutton briefly speculated that tanks weren’t the most practical military investment for an island, and asked Scott if he there was room left in the budget for some battleships. .